This is what passses for entertainment when you live in the boonies, have no TV, and sometimes go to sleep at 7:30 pm. Not that I'm complaining...I kind of love it. :)
Husband: "Gee honey. What would you like to do tonight?"
Me: "I was thinking perhaps you could get the weed wacker out of the garage and take care of the shrubbery growing on your face."
Husband: "We want a SHRUBBERY!"
Me: "Thank you, dear."
Husband: "You're welcome."
Husband disappears into bathroom. Re-emerges a minute or two later.
Husband: "How's this?"
Me: "What's this?"
Husband disappears into bathroom. Re-emerges a minute or two later.
Me: Oh dear.
Husband: Growls as he assumes bikers must.
You get the point....and yet it continues...
Eventually re-emerges looking like someone's Eastern European cousin...
Oh dear....
He really does clean up quite nicely though.
1 comments:
Lindsay said...
I loved this! We have fun with hair at our house, too, and it makes me feel better that other people in the boonies do it, too. Although mine likes to shave his head in various styles ranging from Flock of Seagulls to punk rock...