Can you guess what happens next?
Step One: Feed baby carrots.
Step Two: Keep said baby up an hour past bedtime.
Step Three: Ensure baby is sufficiently wound up.
Step Four: Lay on back and hold baby above head. Ensure baby's mouth is properly positioned over holder's hair and right ear.
Step Five: Wiggle baby gently.
Step One: Feed baby carrots.
Step Two: Keep said baby up an hour past bedtime.
Step Three: Ensure baby is sufficiently wound up.
Step Four: Lay on back and hold baby above head. Ensure baby's mouth is properly positioned over holder's hair and right ear.
Step Five: Wiggle baby gently.
1 comments:
Lindsay said...
I did that once and it ended up in my mouth. I could still taste the squash.